Peppermint Mocha + Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Peppermint Mocha
#9 Eunhyuk/Donghae (Coffee)
19/100
There was no other holiday food Eunhyuk liked better than the candy cane. Though he liked the fruity flavored, rainbow colored candy canes as well, he liked the traditional red and white ones the best. He loved the candy's strong minty flavor and the way it numbed his tongue after the first few licks.
"Nothing's better than a candy cane during the holiday season!" He enthused as he finished a candy cane.
Donghae begged to differ.
"They're too strong for me!" He whined.
"But they're like toothpaste, only better! I thought you liked toothpaste!"
Donghae shook his head. "I hate toothpaste!"
Eunhyuk shrugged. He was too busy unwrapping another candy cane to argue with Donghae.
Donghae narrowed his eyes at Eunhyuk. "If you like candy canes so much why don't you like the Peppermint Mocha at Starbucks?"
"I hate coffee." Eunhyuk said as he broke off a piece of his candy cane. He popped it into his mouth and smiled. "Besides coffee tastes weird."
"You're weird!"
"No, you are for liking coffee!"
"No you!"
Eunhyuk raised an eyebrow. "If you hate candy canes so much why do you like the Peppermint Mocha?"
Donghae wrinkled his nose. "Duhhhh! Because there's not that much peppermint flavor in it!"
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Ugly Christmas Sweaters
#2 Heechul/Ryeowook (Christmas)
20/100
If there was one thing thing that Heechul hated the most about Christmas, it would be those tacky, ugly Christmas sweaters everyone and their grandma wore. He didn't and refused to understand the appeal of a cheap, overly decorated, appliqued, cross stitched, and embroidered sweater.
His hatred for those sweaters started when his grandmother gave him one. It was bright red with a furry collar. There were penguins skating across the front and a happy penguin family in front of a Christmas tree on the back. There was also a ridiculous candy cane striped hem and cuffs and instead of buttons down the front, there were jingle bells. It made Heechul want to puke. He accepted the sweater as graciously as he could and as soon as his grandmother turned away, he chucked it in his auntie's bag. He knew she'd appreciate it.
Now, 19 years later, Heechul wanted to puke again. His room mate, Ryeowook, had come into his room wearing one of those ugly Christmas sweaters.
"Dinner's ready, hyung!" Ryeowook smiled.
Heechul closed his laptop loudly. "What. Are. The. Fuck. Are. You. Wearing."
"Huh?" Ryeowook blinked cutely and looked down at his sweater. "Oh, this? My cousin Yesung gave it to me."
His sweater was sparkly powder blue with tiny snowflake-shaped sequins dotting the hems and collar. There were snowmen, snow women, and snow children with joyful expressions frolicking across the front and back. There were also more snow people dancing down the sleeves, but the thing that made it go off the ugly chart were the two smiling snowflake boobie tassels.
It was about as adorable as Kangin trying to do aegyo while dressed in drag.
Heechul reached over and tugged one of the boobie tassels. "What was hell was your cousin thinking?!"
Ryeowook shrugged, amazingly unfazed by Heechul's comments. "He wasn't."
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Author's note: Happy 2010 everyone! I bring you my belated Christmas fics as gifts!
Here's to hoping for a good year! <3
#9 Eunhyuk/Donghae (Coffee)
19/100
There was no other holiday food Eunhyuk liked better than the candy cane. Though he liked the fruity flavored, rainbow colored candy canes as well, he liked the traditional red and white ones the best. He loved the candy's strong minty flavor and the way it numbed his tongue after the first few licks.
"Nothing's better than a candy cane during the holiday season!" He enthused as he finished a candy cane.
Donghae begged to differ.
"They're too strong for me!" He whined.
"But they're like toothpaste, only better! I thought you liked toothpaste!"
Donghae shook his head. "I hate toothpaste!"
Eunhyuk shrugged. He was too busy unwrapping another candy cane to argue with Donghae.
Donghae narrowed his eyes at Eunhyuk. "If you like candy canes so much why don't you like the Peppermint Mocha at Starbucks?"
"I hate coffee." Eunhyuk said as he broke off a piece of his candy cane. He popped it into his mouth and smiled. "Besides coffee tastes weird."
"You're weird!"
"No, you are for liking coffee!"
"No you!"
Eunhyuk raised an eyebrow. "If you hate candy canes so much why do you like the Peppermint Mocha?"
Donghae wrinkled his nose. "Duhhhh! Because there's not that much peppermint flavor in it!"
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Ugly Christmas Sweaters
#2 Heechul/Ryeowook (Christmas)
20/100
If there was one thing thing that Heechul hated the most about Christmas, it would be those tacky, ugly Christmas sweaters everyone and their grandma wore. He didn't and refused to understand the appeal of a cheap, overly decorated, appliqued, cross stitched, and embroidered sweater.
His hatred for those sweaters started when his grandmother gave him one. It was bright red with a furry collar. There were penguins skating across the front and a happy penguin family in front of a Christmas tree on the back. There was also a ridiculous candy cane striped hem and cuffs and instead of buttons down the front, there were jingle bells. It made Heechul want to puke. He accepted the sweater as graciously as he could and as soon as his grandmother turned away, he chucked it in his auntie's bag. He knew she'd appreciate it.
Now, 19 years later, Heechul wanted to puke again. His room mate, Ryeowook, had come into his room wearing one of those ugly Christmas sweaters.
"Dinner's ready, hyung!" Ryeowook smiled.
Heechul closed his laptop loudly. "What. Are. The. Fuck. Are. You. Wearing."
"Huh?" Ryeowook blinked cutely and looked down at his sweater. "Oh, this? My cousin Yesung gave it to me."
His sweater was sparkly powder blue with tiny snowflake-shaped sequins dotting the hems and collar. There were snowmen, snow women, and snow children with joyful expressions frolicking across the front and back. There were also more snow people dancing down the sleeves, but the thing that made it go off the ugly chart were the two smiling snowflake boobie tassels.
It was about as adorable as Kangin trying to do aegyo while dressed in drag.
Heechul reached over and tugged one of the boobie tassels. "What was hell was your cousin thinking?!"
Ryeowook shrugged, amazingly unfazed by Heechul's comments. "He wasn't."
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Author's note: Happy 2010 everyone! I bring you my belated Christmas fics as gifts!
Here's to hoping for a good year! <3