when my phone's battery is low, it makes this really sad sound like something giving up... like, the tone decsends. i actually feel bad when it does it??!! have i started to to develop feelings for my phone??! maybe i'm over-emotional!!!

this can't be normal.

so i pretty much live at my GIRLFRIEND Sarah's now. i love it, it's much nicer than my real house, which i can no longer stand. we got into the funniest fight last night right before bed. let's call it the "silent pinch fight". wow, insane motherfuckin pain with the inability to yell!!! try being as quiet as possible as not to awake the other ( Read more... )

very bad day.

how do you make an object that weighs 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons keep moving?

I just really have no time for this thing anymore, but I love reading other peoples posts!!! Maybe I'll try to put something in every now and again to keep you "entertained ( Read more... )

sarah rules. beat that entry!

somehow, i'm stabilizing. i didn't even mean to. all these years that i've tried to coincide with society have been an utter waste of effort. i just needed to find something i already enjoyed in life, and find a way to get payed for it. it's fucked up. my alarm clock wakes me up. why is that? i've frankensteined alarm clocks that were amplified ( Read more... )

so apparently my posts aren't "action packed enough". this is a concern to some.....i'll see if i can spice things up a bit ( Read more... )

our landlord is a douche. he's selling half of our yard. i worked fuckin hard on that shit. asshole. i'm getting my swamp donkey back this weekend.... that's gonna kick ass. pictures will follow..........sooooooo much fun!!!!

i'm on fire at work. my next cheque is gonna be over 2 grand....for 2 weeks....i love it!!! i think i found something i really enjoy doing!! it slows down in winter though, so that sucks. meh, i'll enjoy the good times now though!!

our sewer backed up. there was a geyser in our basement. we got a foot of water. no joke, i'll post pics when i figure out how. even the furnace is fucked. stuff was floating around. kinda funny actually!!! we called emergency plumbing services, and they all laughed and said they wouldn't come out cause it was the city's problem. meh, what can you ( Read more... )