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[onehotkappa]

Anyone got any porn to share~? Girls, guys, I don't care, as long as it's legal. Give me all your favourites. And don't pretend you don't got any. C'mon, I need a distraction today.

'Sides, the monkey's right next to me, and I wanna see if I can freak him so badly he'll jump right outta Jeep.

Fuck, this journey's boring. I fucking regret it now.

Comments

[collaredstray]

You're seriously just asking for porn?

[onehotkappa]

Yep~

[collaredstray]

Shameless, much?

[onehotkappa]

Why the hell would I be ashamed of porn?

[not_a_banshee]

[onehotkappa]

Hey, Sheena~

[not_a_banshee]

[onehotkappa]

What?

[emotenshi]

You're just asking for it??

[onehotkappa]

Why not?

[emotenshi]

Can't you just find it on the internet?

[onehotkappa]

I wanna see what other people's got.

[icanhasmercy]

In need for porn hmm? How sad for you.

[onehotkappa]

Oh, shut up.

[icanhasmercy]

Is that any way to speak to your favorite goddess?

[onehotkappa]

Yeah. Fuck you.

I got a question.

[favouredson]

What media do you prefer? Videos, photos, written?

[slobberymongrel]

Aren't you Santa's little porn-elf. How disturbing.

[favouredson]

Just wait and see, pet. I'll be posting something fun in the next few days~

[onehotkappa]

How 'bout all of 'em?