See, Sanzo, this is how you do it:

EMERGENCY!We're outta food, and I'm almost outta smokes. We might not even make it to the next town, at this rate. Hell, I know at least one person won't. There's a homicidal monk in the front seat, grumpier than ever, and his bitching is driving me crazy ( Read more... )

Last time I checked, New Years wasn't for another month. Though hey, I guess this means I can use the same excuse to get drunk twice! Not gonna complain 'bout that~

I've got an important question, though.

...Anyone have any clue how the hell you're supposed to build a dog house? We've got the materials, and I'm fucking good at that kinda shit, ( Read more... )

Fucking hell. Not again.

I am taking that goddamn guitar hero game and tossing it into the nearest fucking volcano. They've been standing on the couch yelling all fucking night.

...

Would anyone consider taking in a couple of refugees for the next few days?

A year. A fucking year. A goddamn year.

A YEAR, PEOPLE

Goddamn fucking crazy. How the. It's--

I don't even fucking know. It's been a year.

HEY PEOPLE. Especially you new ones. I have a message for you!


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Let's talk here instead.

And before I forget, where the hell are you, anyway? Back in the village you lived in?

Who has chocolate to give me? Or cucumbers covered in peanut butter?

Hakkai, where the hell are you?

My mistress' droopy-eyed monk's eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black yellow wires grow on her head ( Read more... )

So to everyone who was worried about me~

I'm back~~!Turned back 'bout five minutes before Hakkai and Kratos found me. Useless fucking idiots scared the shit outta Kami-sama and made him run for his fucking life, just as I was about to finally kill him. Assholes. I really didn't need saving, y'know ( Read more... )

I've been avoiding the creepy pedos since I ran away. He's been trying to convince me I'm his best friend when I'm older now, but he won't even offer any fucking proof. How stupid does he think I am ( Read more... )

I don't know this town.

So. Anyone know where I can get some food around here? Or a smoke?