'Cause I can't just go punch him in the throat...

[onehotmama199]

If I don't divorce my husband before he gets that f*cking shed finished, God will have had personal intervention in the matter. Can someone please explain just how its possible to be mad at me for something he screwed up himself? I need a vacation from my life...and him.  

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[angels3]

They do that shit all the time. My ex did that when he cheated on me and left me with two small children and then treated me like I was the one that had cheated and left. It's guilt they don't know how to deal with it so they turn it around on us.

I might throttle mine if he doesn't finish the dog house :)

[onehotmama199]

Maybe they can live in their sheds and dog houses?

[dr_ducktator]

First, your motherfuckingsheds tag cracked me up.
Second, OMG I'M SO SORRY. You totes need a little time away. Can you go somewhere for a day? SPA DAY?

[onehotmama199]

I believe might be right. I asked for one thing and I thought we were gonna rumble in the back yard. It was my fault though, because I didn't know that, "Hey can you move that board up?" translates to "I'm gonna hack your dick off with this hammer" in Douchebag.

[dr_ducktator]

omg i'm dying. thank you for making me laugh in the midst of the shitstorm you're facing.

[onehotmama199]

We're on day three, people...DAY THREE! At least he went to work today and I didn't have to deal with him for ten glorious hours. He's out there at it again, but, thankfully the throwing of power tools has ceased. Yes, he threw an electric saw. That shit ain't cheap.