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I had to write a 12 sentance english story. Mines kind cute. Read it.
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[1] Once upon a time in the far away kingdom of Xephoria there lived a Queen and King who were almost-happy in everyway. [2] They had many loyal subjects for whom they threw an annual ball in celebration of all the almost-joy throughout the land. [3] The scholars of the land often said that the only thing interfering with their complete-happiness was the dangerous dragon who lurked right outside the gates of the kingdom. [4] Being the more intelligent ruler, the Queen thought up a plan to choose, at random, a baby boy who would be trained to grow up and rid the land of the nefarious dragon. [5] The only stipulation was that the boy could not be told what his lifelong task was until he became old enough to perform it.
[6] The young lad chosen was named Lexar, and from his birth he was given the finest training and schooled even alongside the royal princess Rubine. [7] However, no matter how hard they tried, Lexar’s teachers noticed early on that the boy had no interest in killing, and in fact became a vegetarian and animal rights activist among the school children.
[8] When the boy become of age, his guardians decided there was nothing they could do but throw Lexar into the path of the dragon, hoping it would kill him quickly and the incredibly intelligent Queen would think of a new plan in time for them to live to see complete-happiness. [9] Poor Lexar sat helplessly, understanding now why his teachers wanted him to take more interest in dragon slaying, when all he wanted was to help the poor oppressed Xephorian animals.
[10] Suddenly, a brave figure stepped from the shadows and in one well-trained stab killed the dragon and saved Lexar. [11] The royal princess Rubine had taken an interest in dragon-slaying early on, as well as an interest in Lexar’s sweet disposition. [12] The two were married, and a grand celebration was held in which everyone ate dragon-jerky (with the exception of Prince Lexar the Vegetarian) and complete-happiness ruled the land for generations to come.