dethklok mythology time

[onehundredbeers]

“In any other event, bloodshed, whoredom, miscreantology could have been avoided… With others than but our beast-daughters Dethklok. Theirs and their bastard children’s legacy insures infinite tortured blackness… None shall birth no more… let the Metalocalypse take us.”
Ishnifus Meaddle - “Understanding the Dethklok Prophecy”

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[onehundredbeers]

THIS IS ALL OFFICIAL STUFF TOO JUST SO YOU KNOW

All off the back of the S3 DVD. SO THIS IS ALL CANONICAL MYTHOLOGY JUNK AND OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED.

And yes, calling Dethklok beast-daughters is hilarious, but I think it is meant to be pluralised and they are the bastard children of demonic bitches.

[onehundredbeers]

The only one where I would argue against it is Murderface - we know next to nothing of his parents due to the fact something happened that caused Murderface's father to snap, kill his wife, then kill himself.

[srettsfamila]

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