"im at a party that sucks"
-words of ryan reynolds wannabe

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josh just bought me a burger from bk.

some people as far as your senses are concerned, just feel like home.

one day i will either discover inter-dimensional travel or i will drink a beer.

im glad i have come to enjoy the white stripes. i think i have a new favorite band. blah blah blah, music this music that, blah blah blah.

in one sentence, tell me what love means to you.

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im getting a tattoo on my back that has matt getting slammed into the hood of a car by two cops. underneath it will read, "never forget 8/16".

Mattasaurus Rex1: yea dude i tlaked so much shit to that cops

matt giving the cops a 'naaaaaah' is the funnies thing imaginable.