Pirates Versus Ninjas

[oneiromancer666]

Male pirates have more sex appeal than male ninjas, so I say we males opt to be pirates.
Female ninjas however have more sex appeal than female pirates,and I cite the following as proof...

Comments

[oneiromancer666]

An image search for "sexy pirate" will produce all manner of slutty pirate costumes for females. Candy is what made Halloween my favorite holiday as a child, and slutty costumes are what make it my favorite holiday as an adult. I honestly do not have a preference regarding females being ninjas or pirates; I just figured it would be fun to encourage a trend and create an excuse for breaking out the rope to tie up "the enemy".

[impchild]

well pirate wenches should be tied to the main mast so that works too.

[oneiromancer666]

Gawd bless yer soul! When we be kidnappin' tha wenches, they usually fuss an' fight sumfin' awful. ...But sometimes, thar's that rare one who actually likes it.

[mrpot]

That's an interesting outfit for a ninja.

[oneiromancer666]

Gotta love the Japanese. The model pictured above is doing a cosplay of Mai Shiranui, a ninja character from both the Fatal Fury and King of Fighters series of videogames.

[grr_islatyx]

I thought her costume looked familiar!

[mzsexkitten]

Pirates. They get to do all the booty plundering.

[oneiromancer666]

So, you wish you had a penis too, so that you could be the "booty plunderer", rather than always just the "plunderee"?