[canon] if you ever had a doubt that Suzaku was insane.

[oneknightstands]

[from here, quoted from Fukuyama on Boku!Suzaku]

"There are two wounded people lying by the roadside. One is already dying while the other is likely to make it, provided that he receives medical aid soon. Lelouch will consider the distance to the hospital, his own strength, and decide to take only the person with the lighter injuries. That way one

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[yuumama]

... okay, Asshole McDouchehooker, you are never allowed to be an EMT.

[oneknightstands]

You could fill a book with things that he is Not Allowed to Do Anymore. HE JUST KEEPS 'EM COMING.

[yuumama]

You are also not allowed to dress yourself if your intended destination is a public beach okay? Okay.

[oneknightstands]

I thought that one was Lelouch.

[oneknightstands]

I love him for his crazy. But when he's crazy, he really is crazy.

[oneknightstands]

WHAT COULD EVER GO WRONG oh wait.

[astalavampire]

[dot. dot. dot. dotting. more dotting... and dot.]

I never thought I'd say this, but... that scenario makes Lelouch a pretty good influence on Suzaku.

And... yeah, Suzaku is kind of eliminated from ANY kind of medical career. He'd totally have the Hippocratic Oath tattooed on himself.

[oneknightstands]

He wanted to be a barber according to one of the novels, but I really. Don't trust him with scissors either.

[astalavampire]

DEMON BARBER OF AREA ELEVEN FLEET STREET?

...

Oh god. I think I just heard an AU being born.

[oneknightstands]

It can't be any weirder than actual canon!

[boomtoday]

O Suzaku, you sad failure of a Shonen Retard Hero you.

;_;

[oneknightstands]

He tries so hard. But.

[jesusintraining]

. . . S-Suzaku. I am not so sure that you are being a good role model here.

[oneknightstands]

HE IS IN FACT A HORRIBLE ROLE MODEL. h-he has some issues