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1.Men are like ........Laxatives ....... They irritate the shit out of
you.
2.Men are like ......... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less
firm they are.
3.Men are like ......... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change
them.
4.Men are like ......... Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.
5.Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, &they
usually head right for your hips.
6.Men are like ...... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
say.
7.Men are like ......... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are
always ½ off.
8.Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long
to mature.
9.Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first
sign
of emotion.
10.Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only
for
a little while.
11.Men are like . .. Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like ......... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not
very bright.
13.Men are like ......... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know !!!!!!!!!!