so somehow i slammed the glove box on my flippin ipod.

ive effectively managed to turn my beloved lil ipod nano
into a big, fat, stupid ipod shuffle!

im so fucking bummed.
SO BUMMED!

how i dont weight about six thousand pounds at this point is anyone's guess.

sort of related...
i thought alex called me a fatass the other day.
i was offended for about thirty seconds
but then he told me that he called me a badass
cause of my mad handstand contest skills.

i thought it was a funny misunderstanding for a second.

my cousin is having twins ( Read more... )

little miss sunshine is the best movie ive seen in a very long time.

i loved it!
seriously. go see it immediately if you havent already.

the amount of updates lately is ridic
and i apologize
but having the internet again is just so darned exciting!

three girls that i know are pregnant ( Read more... )

guess where i am updating the ol' LJ from ( Read more... )

so working for lynn is pretty effing awesome considering i got paid to watch the chelsea vs. manchester city game [which was actually on sunday but for some reason was on again today] while listing her ebay ( Read more... )

1. how freaking creepy is robert deniro in cape fear?
2. i have a serious obsession with sour patch kids as of late.
3. who wants to go with me to see that twack bird ann coulter speak in a couple of months?
4. water slides on saturday!
5. erica lee yeater is totally on the level and im lucky to know her.

this summer has turned out to be ( Read more... )

with all this fidel castro business all over the news
i think now is an appropriate time to mention
that he was a kind of a babe when he was young.

here he is with a young che guevara


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