EGREGIOUS SEATPOST FAIL

[onemanbukkake]

so i was riding down humboldt, not gripping the handlebars. then all the sudden i wasn't. turns out i somehow sheared my seatpost in half (at the most opportune time, of course). luckily i only sustained several scratches (including on my scrotum, fyi) and a hurty knee. plus, off-duty news reporter mike jacobs was there to make sure i was ok and

Comments

[xxxnicolexxx]

WHOA! I don't even get basic TV in this new apartment, but I'm so impressed you got to meet this man! He looks so nice! I hope your scrotum(s) are okay.

[ranxxerox]

did you make sure it still worked?

[onemanbukkake]

i am presently.

[hxc_kids_dying]

lol he posted on twitter about it.

[onemanbukkake]

OMG LINK PLZ!

[hxc_kids_dying]

it was false. i lied.
i wish.

[lumenredundas]

why are you reading a news reporters twitter?

[csjohnson]

Mike Jacobs is always hanging out on brady street picking up trash. He's fucking clark kent or something. What kind of seatpost was it?

[lumenredundas]

everytime i go to work he is rolling into either jimmy johns or alla reed. i hate his never ending smile