Is "reboot dumbass" proper Unix code?

[onemintjulep]

So ok, we've discovered that repetitively entering the same page of Unix code for 3 days does not do jack-all for squat if we neglect that mystifying final command: reboot. Asshat. There goes my potential career as a Unix- or any other language-geek. How will I get the chicks now?

Comments

[fallenpegasus]

To be fair, unlike Windows, there is very little in UNIX that requires a reboot. So knowing to reboot, instead of being obvious, is rare and unexpected.

[houseboi]

Rule #1 of Unix club: don't talk about Unix club.

Great...now I have to shower again.

[whatagoodboy71]

Jax...how come you so funny? Sinceriously....I just got out of the shower (and checked back here b/c this site is like online crack....) and wet myself laughing.Ok, I know that was only a peek inside the farking funny things you think,but it was still pretty funny.
Yep, I'm being pointless.But still.....hehehehe.
(full disclosure: I don't even know what Unix is.Scary.)

Re: Great...now I have to shower again.

[houseboi]

Okay, I'll tell you why, but you can't tell anyone. (Shhh!)

Because being a wise-ass quiets the voices in my head. Okay, not really, but even the voices in my head need a good laugh now and then. Plus, cracking jokes detracts people from realizing I'm a farked-up nutjob. Or not.

[puzzld1]

How will I get the chicks now?

Ummm...ask if they want to play doctor (badum-dum!).