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[onemorebounty]

Pilfered from vicioussweetie.- I _____ Samus

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[vicioussweetie]

- I respect Samus.
- Samus is very good at what she does.
- Samus likes to drink glowy blue stuff and taunt people.
- I want to be half as competant as Samus.
- Samus can probably kill people with her mind.
- Someday Samus will beat the space pirates.
- Samus reminds me of the giant birds people have nightmares about.
- Without Samus, it will be a lot less fun mocking idiots.
- Right now, I bet Samus is thinking about her children.
- Samus makes me want to earn her respect.
- If I could spend the day with Samus, I'd just hope I make it out in one piece.
- Samus is made of feathers and space dust and sharp pointy things.
- If I could be Samus for a day, I'd have to hide.
- Samus's alter-ego is sharper than she looks.
- I want to give Samus something to smile about.
- If I could set Samus up with someone it'd be someone who can keep up with her.

[onemorebounty]

You fear for your health when we go on outings? Should I be stung?

*She's smirking as she speaks.*

[vicioussweetie]

Ali blinks a few times. "...no? But you know how I worry about pressing the wrong button."

[onemorebounty]

Well, that's a fair concern. You're sensible enough to listen to safety briefings, though, so I doubt you'd get into too much trouble.

[cia_sands]

- I am very undecided about Samus.
- Samus is the best fighter I've ever met.
- Samus likes to beat the ever-living shit out of me.
- I want to beat the ever-living shit out of Samus. In a good, friendly way.
- Samus can kick my ass any day of the week.
- Someday Samus will stop going on about my lack of eyes. Right?
- Samus reminds me of Ajedrez.
- Without Samus, it will be a lot easier on me.
- Right now, I bet Samus is thinking about new ways to insult me and beat me up.
- Samus makes me want to rip her eyes out. In a friendly way.
- If I could spend the day with Samus, I'd very likely not survive.
- Samus is made of gunsmoke and hand-to-hand combat.
- If I could be Samus for a day, I'd hope she was me for the day and I'd find her and beat the crap out of her.
- Samus's alter-ego is Super-Bitch.
- I want to give Samus a swift punch to the kidneys.
- If I could set Samus up with someone it'd be anyone who could take her in a fight.

[onemorebounty]

*She chuckles.*

What makes you think you can find someone who could take me?

[cia_sands]

A grin. "I totally could." It seems Sands likes taunting her just as much as she likes taunting him.

[onemorebounty]

Then by all means, find them. I'd enjoy an introduction.

*There really aren't many beings, apart from the Chozo Warrior-caste elders who taught her, whom Samus credits with the ability to take her in an all-out fight.*

[hammerofhell]

- I respect Samus.
- Samus is beautiful.
- Samus likes to try and put the horrors of conflict aside, if only for a time.
- I want to show my home and country to Samus.
- Samus can surprise me easily.
- Someday Samus will achieve many great things.
- Samus reminds me of the Valkyrie of legend.
- Without Samus, it will be a much less interesting place.
- Right now, I bet Samus is thinking about... I am not certain, I am afraid.
- Samus makes me want to reach for the stars.
- If I could spend the day with Samus, I would take her up in my Fokker.
- Samus is made of fire and spirit, like a goddess of old.
- If I could be Samus for a day, I would attempt to learn something of the technology of her world.
- Samus's alter-ego is unknown to me, supposing she has one at all.
- I want to give Samus a gift befitting a woman of her abilities and beauty.
- If I could set Samus up with someone it'd be... I would not presume to say.

[onemorebounty]

Your honesty is as flattering as everything else you've said. I'm looking forward to those outings we discussed.

[hammerofhell]

As am I, Samus.

[onemorebounty]

My ship's ready to go, anytime you're free. We'd need to get ready, but that wouldn't take long.