[Now for a word from our sponsors...]

[onemorebounty]

Sagawa Industries is proud to present the latest word in discreet personal protection, the 36192 Aegis 3400 C-Ti Lo-Pro body armor. Our patented carbon-titanium microfilament weave withstands impacts up to 5000 Newtons[1], making virtually all small- and medium-arms fire completely survivable, with ZERO PENETRATION. The Aegis 3400 disperses impacts

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[vicioussweetie]

Ali watches the commercial with some amusement. When it ends, she asks, "So what colors does it come in?"

[onemorebounty]

Dark gray or... dark gray. The microfibers don't bond well to pigments.

[vicioussweetie]

"So even the future doesn't have designer colors? Ah well. Henry Ford would approve."

[onemorebounty]

Oh, most things can come in any color you'd like. Just not things like carbon-titanium microfibers, or they wouldn't be as strong.

*A beat passes.*

Who?