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[ You're now in a castle dungeon with unrealistic pixel-lava covering the walls. It's like a level in an old video-game. In fact, it probably is.
And the final boss is a man-sized T-Rex who is guarding a cage containing the beautiful princess. Everyone can see Hiro smirking at this T-Rex after he had unsheathed the sword strapped over his shoulder and stabbed the T-Rex in the heart before could make the first move. The T-Rex screams in agony while it explodes into a thousand gold coins that fall all over the dungeon floor. ]
Yatta! [ Now Hiro confidently struts over to the cage and unlocks the door to the princess ready to sweep her off her feet as her knight in shining armor. ] Come Princ--
[ He stops though. Something is wrong. The beautiful princess isn't the beautiful princess! Somehow that princess is actually just that T-Rex again. In drag!
Hiro can't believe his eyes. All he can do is stand there in shock with his jaw hanging open.
"Sorry your princess is in another castle," says the T-Rex. ]
And the final boss is a man-sized T-Rex who is guarding a cage containing the beautiful princess. Everyone can see Hiro smirking at this T-Rex after he had unsheathed the sword strapped over his shoulder and stabbed the T-Rex in the heart before could make the first move. The T-Rex screams in agony while it explodes into a thousand gold coins that fall all over the dungeon floor. ]
Yatta! [ Now Hiro confidently struts over to the cage and unlocks the door to the princess ready to sweep her off her feet as her knight in shining armor. ] Come Princ--
[ He stops though. Something is wrong. The beautiful princess isn't the beautiful princess! Somehow that princess is actually just that T-Rex again. In drag!
Hiro can't believe his eyes. All he can do is stand there in shock with his jaw hanging open.
"Sorry your princess is in another castle," says the T-Rex. ]