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Q: How many terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to kill the president, one to break the clock, and one to bring the whole fucking shambles down.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all night.
[Private | Voice | Unhackable]
FUCK -
[PRIVATE | UNHACKABLE]
I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE GET CREDIT FOR SHIT THAT I DID!
And now that she thinks that she's found the asshole who's been fucking around with her personal life, her fucking guard's going to go down again! All my hard work for fucking nothingOh well. I'll just have to dick around with her secrets some more once Billy Bob or whatever his fucking ( Read more... ) -
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Oh, hell ( Read more... ) -
[FILTERED TO THE 4423 | UNHACKABLE]
Unlike everybody else, I'm fucking thrilled by this. You wanna know why?
Business.
Anybody need Demi-human papers? I can...provide them for you. For a modest fee. Less than the government asks for, naturally ( Read more... ) -
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Keke, she reacted even better than I expected. Of course she's going to suspect me but she can't prove shit: half the ship stayed behind, after all, and we still haven't figured out who decided to try and blow us up...
I can't fucking wait for her to see what I'm going to do with that photo. -
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DID YOU FUCKHEADS DO?!
The whole goddamned island is shaking like a bunk with honeymooners on speed in it! Get the fuck back to the ship, you fucking dumbasses! -
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Tch, Fucking Jailbait's got to have the most boring room I've ever seen. I'd think that it was unoccupied if I didn't know otherwise. It's fucking spartan ( Read more... ) -
[PRIVATE | UNHACKABLE]
My ship is full of fucking morons. Did nobody listen to the post? For fuck's sake. -
[FILTERED TO THE 4423 | UNHACKABLE]
Kekeke. I know something you don't know.
Except for Captain Jailbait. -
[Filtered to the 4423| VOICE]
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT