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A woman was so germophobic yesterday that she actually refused to touch the signature capture pad with her fingers. She took a plastic bag and wrapped her whole hand in it before trying to use it. I was barely able to contain my fit of laughter until she walked away. When she did, I laughed hysterically with the gentleman who was next in line. ( Read more... )

My dad came to visit me at work.. and it made my day. He came in wearing red suspenders and his blue mechanics jump suit with his name tag and all, and I was proud of him. I started the day off wearing a black hat, and my dad had this awesome bucket hat on. He liked my hat, and I liked his... so we did a hat trade. Completely priceless father/ ( Read more... )

It is such an awesome feeling to receive an unsuspected card in the mail.

<3 <3 <3 Thank you Shiloh!

I was watching the today show and they had Ricky Martin perform. The newscasters kept making references to him "shaking his bon bon" which was also one of his famous craptastical songs. He kept rolling his eyes, and finally made a muffled comment along the lines of why do you keep saying that? Freaking A Ricky Martin. If you're going to be dumb ( Read more... )

I made up a joke today.

Question:  What's the coldest place in England?

Answer:     PickaCHILLY  Circus!

When was the last time you were good and kissed?

being sick is evil. I have been quarantined in the depths of my abysmal lair for the past 2 days of vomitous horror. I've lost 5 pounds due to the fact that I couldn't even keep water or an effing saltine cracker down for more than 5 minutes. I haven't experienced that much vomiting since god knows when. Argh. I just consumed a can of chicken ( Read more... )

So I went to Raelynns house last night. She has this neighbor named Jeff who is super cool. His girlfriend was recently deported to France, and he has been devastated. So to overcome that, he planned a trip to France to visit her and propose. This morning was so priceless. I was looking out the window and saw him walk out his front door. He ( Read more... )