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[oneshotatglory]

whats shakin bacon

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[jacklennirvana]

It should also have a nozzle that shoots root beer in case you decide that's how you want your throat hydrated.

And it should know how to swim, so this summer you guys can have races in Lake Michigan, and when you start dying from all the pollution in Lake Michigan it'll save you and kill the corporate bastards that made the pollution. And then you can go get slurpies.

[oneshotatglory]

Steve, I know I can always rely on your for freakin' genius ideas. Plus, it actually does shoot root beer so, being the kind person I am, I can make the criminals die a horrible, painful, deliciously tasting death.

Except we get slurpies first, because corporate bastards are hard to kill, and there are a lot of them.

[_imxcrazy_]

ehrmmmi dunno who you are but rootbeer owns your ass

[jacklennirvana]

thus I pay it homage by making it shoot out of anything I can think of.

*waits for it to set in*

...sorry.

[tennisace305]

dude that bird just got pwned

[oneshotatglory]

Dual red lazerz

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1337 wallhackage

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aimbot

gg berd

[jacklennirvana]

fuck yeah! pwnt, I'd say. Mike, Akshay, you guys are l33t.

[____ohhme]

my dad got a bigg ass ghetto BITCH I KILL AIR WITH MIKES HAIR AND BIRDS vaporizer. and it sounds like it is dying now. every time i go there i shut my door because i'm afraid it will explode and eat my leg.

ohh and i decided that you're waiting for me after advisory so we can walk an aaaamzing 35 feet.

ohhme. but we don't have advisory tomorrow =(

[oneshotatglory]

Oh man, don't you challenege my awesome vaporizer!

...It has feelings too you know.

And I totally decided that I definitely am, because walking 35 ft. with Gabbie is 35 times better than walking 0 ft. with Gabbie.

The end.

[____ohhme]

yay!!

ohh and are you riding your vaporizer in your picture?

it has feelins too mike.
it only likes it when i ride him
JEEZ!

[____ohhme]

anyways. YOU WEIGHT TO MUCH FAT ASS!

[a_modest_moose]

Man, if they had those birds CoD, i'd totaly use aim bot to make it into a tasty snack

[oneshotatglory]

Hahahaha screw the liberation of the oppressed people of Western Europe, let's all sit down to nice dinner of lazer-fried bird.

[bunniesofpink]

they wouldnt call it a "vaporizer" for nothing

cuz itd vaporize criminals with lasers, you know

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard. Ahhh hahahha.