lawlz0r david bowie is teh hawt

fuck fuck fuck.

my baby. my poor baby.

fucking speeding jerkoff smashed right into my car.

fuck fuck fuck.

im gonna be so poor.

seriously, im being serious, seriously

amazing. she. is. amazing. absolutely. amazing.

perfection is what it is.

and suddenly, im once again craving a bavarian creme doughnut....(bwahahahahahahahahha)

all my hair is gone LOL|ROFL|LMAO

no more "scene" hair for me.

now i just look like a 5 year old kid in tight pants

who wants to go see jarhead this weekend?

i personally think it looks good.

screw her music, jasmine wagner is fuckin' hot.

omfg salad fingers is some messed up stuff.

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad5.htm

juuuust kiddingggg!

except about the robot part. id be so sweet.

they'd call me Mikebot3000

pizza flavor blasted goldfish leave an aftertaste similiar to that of a cigarette

mondale to hart: where's the beef

haha where's the beef

lolzorbot