1st Strike; a long shot [audio]

[onespartanarmy]

This is Sierra 117. Can anyone hear me?

I've made landfall on a unknown planet, and I'm requesting assistance. Would any UNSC personnel or members of the Covenant Separatists please respond.

I repeat, this is Sierra 117, requesting assistance.

Comments

[naptimeb4pants]

Holy...

Wow, this is a famous person!

I'll say...

HELLO, MISTER DAVID HAYTER!

...

[onespartanarmy]

... That isn't my name or designation.

Who is this?

[naptimeb4pants]

My name is Private Micheal J. Caboose!

AND I HATE BABIES!

[onespartanarmy]

....

A private? Are you a member of the UNSC Defense Forces?

[codeworddirtbag]

...117...?

Oh, no fucking way...

[onespartanarmy]

Would you happen to be a member of the UNSC?

[codeworddirtbag]

Uhm... well, in a way, yeah, but.. uh... Oh, do I explain this...?

Private Dexter Grif of the Red Team, sir! We're, like, two hundred years further from where you're from... I guess... Yeah, Convenant Separatists, that was centuries ago!

Pretty much, there's a "Red Team" and a "Blue Team" now, but that's all pretty bunk now, especially here!

[onespartanarmy]

Would that be the Red Team Private Caboose informed me of?

And where is 'here,' exactly?

[deathtotheblues]

Well I'll be. We've got us the Master Chief here!

Grif! Take notes. What we have here is a REAL SOLIDER!

[codeworddirtbag]

...Y-Yes, sir...!

Waitaminute... I'm actually AGREEING with Sarge?! Well... it IS the Chief!

[dontkillleader]

Holy fuck.

...

Someone in that armor that's worth a damn in this world. About goddamned time.

[onespartanarmy]

'That' armor?

Who are you?

[dontkillleader]

Name's Church.

You really don't want to know about where we come from as much as you might think you do. It'd probably be embarrassing. For you.

[onespartanarmy]

I think I'll be the judge of that.

[nexingly]

Oh great.

[onespartanarmy]

... And you would be?

[nexingly]

Agent Texas of the Freelancer Project.

Master Chief, correct?

[onespartanarmy]

That would be correct.