(no subject)
*is tired of looking for his new Harem member*
*phonebook searches and general wandering are cutting into time in bed*
*which makes for a very unhappy Finwe*
Harem Application
Name:
Place of Residence:
Relations (read: are you related to me?):
Previous Work Experience:
References:
Personal Questions Section:
-Can you do any interesting things with your legs? If so, please describe.
-How do you feel about hot girl-on-girl action?
-Would you be willing to participate in hot girl-on-girl action?
-Would you allow Finwe to watch hot girl-on-girl action?
-Would you allow Finwe to participate in hot girl-on-girl (with Finwe in the middle) action?
-Do you like Ingwe?
-Do you like Mahtan?
-Are you willing to change your opinion or at least shut up should the need arise?
-How sexy is Finwe?
Thank you. Please have all applications sent to the palace care of Finwe. Finwe will contact you with his decision. We look forward to sleeping with you.
*goes home and waits*
*phonebook searches and general wandering are cutting into time in bed*
*which makes for a very unhappy Finwe*
Harem Application
Name:
Place of Residence:
Relations (read: are you related to me?):
Previous Work Experience:
References:
Personal Questions Section:
-Can you do any interesting things with your legs? If so, please describe.
-How do you feel about hot girl-on-girl action?
-Would you be willing to participate in hot girl-on-girl action?
-Would you allow Finwe to watch hot girl-on-girl action?
-Would you allow Finwe to participate in hot girl-on-girl (with Finwe in the middle) action?
-Do you like Ingwe?
-Do you like Mahtan?
-Are you willing to change your opinion or at least shut up should the need arise?
-How sexy is Finwe?
Thank you. Please have all applications sent to the palace care of Finwe. Finwe will contact you with his decision. We look forward to sleeping with you.
*goes home and waits*