247: Mess You've Cleaned Up
I remember Eden. And after Eden, too. Things going downhill. Remember having to show the wretched monkeys all the tedious things they had to know now, since they'd gone and screwed up Paradise.
Things like pruning plants to make them grow healthy. Didn't have to do that before they dirtied Eden with their stupidity. Everything was perfect, ( Read more... )
Things like pruning plants to make them grow healthy. Didn't have to do that before they dirtied Eden with their stupidity. Everything was perfect, ( Read more... )
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*HOOT*
Lovely Genesis twist :D
They're a mess. They are a breeding, sick, amoral mess, and in comparison the offal of the butchered cow is as rubies and emeralds
And soon they will be spreading themselves across the universe.
And the have no plan whatsoever
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It's actually not so much a Genesis twist, as there are several traditions saying that the angels taught mankind various arts and crafts after the Fall. I've always found that an interesting little bit of mythology. :D
Hahaha, fortunately Gabe doesn't have the hate-on for humans he used to! Otherwise he'd probably side with the Cylons....
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Ah.
I forgot he called them monkeys, that's why I had such a laugh. Thought you were giving Darwin a rightful biblical place.
If the angles taught men to use tools, then why *grumblgrumble* didn't they start with ipods and the internet. And tampons for that matter?
Fire and the wheel are much overrated.
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