Such asinine behavior. If you don't like the fact that he's experimenting on homeless people, perhaps you should stop him instead of lecturing him. As if he's going to listen to you. No one ever listens to any of you. You don't even listen to yourselves. I don't know why you pretend to bother.

Results of the evaluation will be posted on Thursday. ( Read more... )

Evaluations start next week. Afterwards, I will be splitting you up into three separate classes, each one to be taught individually by my assistants and me. I don't care what your preferences are - where and who I assign you to is where you're going to stay. No transfers. Either take it or drop out ( Read more... )

An army of homeless people? I'm so terribly amused.

To my students: if you happen to kill maim sever a limb assist in the extermination removal of this epidemic, I'll happily give you extra credit for class. Even if you don't need it, it wouldn't hurt to earn some. Just in case.

Have fun.

No classes tomorrow. I don't have a reason why either. I just don't feel like teaching.

( private; amusing, but not hackable. )

Steiner. Since you're so zealous about me coddling the women, why don't you ask them if they'd like to be taken easy on. I find it rather insulting that you think I shouldn't treat them the same as the other students just because they're females. An opponent doesn't care what gender you are - you bleed red, and that's all they're interested in. In ( Read more... )

The closet I can get to explosions is "fireworks". How disappointing.

I'll just have to do it myself.

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That was...surreal.

[ooc edit: Don't know what he's talking about? Refer to this.]

Why in the world are there so many different types of chocolate? And how am I supposed to tell the difference between them? White, dark, milk, bitter, bittersweet, semi-sweet, Belgian, European...Must you humans complicate everythingI absolutely refuse to taste it. Sugar is a wretched substance that I have no desire to indulge in ( Read more... )

I am...so amused ( Read more... )

It has been brought to my attention by a very disgruntled student that my ego and my approach to my class is difficult to handle, to say the least ( Read more... )