I say a vibrator is a freaking vibrator. I've never seen a 'discrete' one. The first time I walk into a room when there is a vibrator sitting right out in the open and I don't recognize what it is, I'll say, "Damn, that's a discrete vibrator." Or likely, "Why do you have a banana in your bedroom?"
It's probably going to be kept in a drawer or under a bed so make look as erotic and explicit as desired, for serious.
But yeah, I really hate the 'you-must-be-ashamed-of-your-body-and-the-primal-instinctive-urges-you-have' that people carry around.
Sex toys that boast the 'discrete' tag seem like they should be rephrased: "Discrete so that your husband with adequacy issues won't beat you to death with it!" LOL
Seriously, I think vibrators tend to give men unnecessary adequacy issues. It's just another one of those aspects of our society which tells me we all have sex shown in the wrong light.
oh yeah i think there is still this huge misunderstanding of sex portrayed. Im gonna sound so feminist but it still drives me a bit crazy everytime i see a sex scene in any movie tv show, whatever where the woman is getting off not only at the same time as the man but with no other stimulation than his pounding like a monkey. cracks me up.
lol.. banana in your bedroom also they should make that. the sex toy fruit basket. all cleverly designed to look like a lovely fake fruit arrangement. that would be discrete
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It's probably going to be kept in a drawer or under a bed so make look as erotic and explicit as desired, for serious.
But yeah, I really hate the 'you-must-be-ashamed-of-your-body-and-the-primal-instinctive-urges-you-have' that people carry around.
Sex toys that boast the 'discrete' tag seem like they should be rephrased:
"Discrete so that your husband with adequacy issues won't beat you to death with it!" LOL
Seriously, I think vibrators tend to give men unnecessary adequacy issues. It's just another one of those aspects of our society which tells me we all have sex shown in the wrong light.
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cracks me up.
lol.. banana in your bedroom
also they should make that. the sex toy fruit basket. all cleverly designed to look like a lovely fake fruit arrangement. that would be discrete
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