onijujitsu

Yo

onijujitsu Dec 25, 2006 15:48

Merry Christmas and like holidays.

I gave Savannah movies and a blanket and a tiki man we named bob simultaneously.

He is now tiki bob.

I got like a safe, and candy, and a back massager, and some movie gift cards.

And my computer will be here in a few more days, because I NEED IT.

Now time to spend money on marked-down products to give to my dad for ( Read more... )

Oh yeah? Well don't get so distressed...

onijujitsu Dec 17, 2006 08:58

I forgot to mention that my baby died on me ( Read more... )

My Xmas Stocking - Yar pirates and goldfish crakers

onijujitsu Dec 16, 2006 08:52

( my xmas stocking )

xmas stocking

Well then.

onijujitsu Dec 10, 2006 13:41

Been awhile, not sure if anyone reads this anymore ( Read more... )

And let the shit fly.

onijujitsu Sep 20, 2006 15:14

Okay people, read me, not that there isn't enough drama in the world today ( Read more... )

Rest in peace Steve.

onijujitsu Sep 04, 2006 22:45

Burn in hell stingray!

Hey World.

onijujitsu Aug 13, 2006 22:32

Hate hurts.

So knock off the bullshit.

And if you're reading this (and you know you are), you should know that I mean you.

This is so stupid.

onijujitsu Aug 03, 2006 20:00

Go here and read:

http://www.wfmynews2.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=60478

They shouldn't have done it, but the charges are way too extreme.

How the fuck can they charge you for having child porn of yourself?

BALLS.

Um, yeah, not so much... you're pretty though.

onijujitsu Jul 31, 2006 16:09

Training day went good, I got to meet Bob, an animated character in the computer-orientation program, all was well, Bob seemed like your normal over-excited (undermedicated) and mega-happy (underpaid and suicidal) employee. Bob was all smiles and "Brilliants!" until he began to talk about stealing. Bob's face morphed into the terrifying hellbeast ( Read more... )

Guess what?

onijujitsu Jul 30, 2006 22:48

I caught the flu ( Read more... )