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[onimaru]

There are some lessons that I am left perennially agog and agape at how people never learned them.

When I was a wee lad, probably younger than eight years old, I rented the LJN X-Men game for the NES. It was the first time I ever remember thinking a game was objectively bad. I had been bored by games before, and befuddled by them, but they never

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[ncender]

...anyone's bad decision in particular that set this off?

[onimaru]

Humanity as a whole is constantly doing it, over and over again

I don't count because I wish I was like, a cool cyborg

[radicalmari]

Is this because of the whole "why do people like dem teeveenihons" thing we were talking about earlier?

[onimaru]

Nah, I know that people like them because they're dumb and smell bad

[phillymignon]

LJN is an abomination to franchise-based videogaming. It was companies like that that made movie-based video games carry a "SUCK" stigma attached to them until Super Star Wars came out. Remember Silver Surfer? Fuck that game, if I go crazy one day and end up on the news I am telling reporters that Silver Surfer ruined my childhood, and that is why I started streaming me eating aborted fetuses.