In which I get crazy posting #3
Title: SEX
Pairing: Pin
Disclaimer: They're not mine. Sad but true.
Rating: PG-13 for the implications.
A/N: B'day fic for the always lovely eiko_no_uta because she is special and gets two. Two fail fics = a slightly less crappier present? Based on a song of the same title by Nickelback. Lyrics here and song here.
Pi thinks it was a stupid rule. He is not quite sure about who came up with it anymore, nor abour how or when did they even decided to set it, though he is quite sure they must have been drunken when they did, because there is no way he could have thought something that stupid could be a good idea - Jin could, Jin would have been more than happy to agree even sober, but him?
Jin is, actually, quite proud of it. He wrote it with bright red letters on a paper in three languages, plasted it and stuck in on the fridge and the bedroom’s wall. Pi is pretty sure that is the only rule that Jin obeys on regular basics, at least of the ones Pi had tried to stablish at home. He would rather have Jin do the dishes, in fact.
Jin crouchs down in front of the TV table, grabbing a stack of films and quickly going through the covers. Pi leans forward on the couch were he is, groaning as he saw the type of films Jin was looking at. Having put one on the DVD player, Jin plops down on the couch, grinning as he pushes the play button on the remote control. Pi glares at him.
“Porn again, Jin?”
“You said film, not what kind of film. And the other day Kame said this one was pretty good. Though his tastes aren’t all that fiable since he started screwing Fuyigawa-kun. He should leave the juniors alone and go to find himself some good piece of ass-”
“God, Jin, seriously! Do you ever think about anything else?!”
“Anything else from what? I’m only looking after my friend’s wellbeing...”
“As if. We both know you’re only thinking about sex.”
Pi realizes a little to late what he has said - their taboo word. He turns around to look at Jin with a dreadful expression, and a moment later he has a lapful of his best friend, grinning thriunfally at him while he grinds their hips together.
“Tsk, always thinking about the same, Pi~ You have such a dirty mind!”
“Oh, shut up you fucker.”
“And I’ll be fucking you as the fucker I am, dear. On the counter, mind you.”
Oh well, that would explain the big white cross Pi has found there earlier.
- - -
Somehow Jin has taken upon the habit of drawing white crosses wherever he wanted to do Pi. Soon there were crosses on the bed, the couch, the counter, the dinner table, the carpet, the shower and the coffe table., and they were growing. Whenever a new place picked Jin’s fancy he would draw a cross, and some places really bewildered Pi.
Jin is sitting with Ryo on News’ dressing room, entertaining theirselves on throwing chips at Kato. Ryo tasks his tongue with Koyama tells them to stop in a mother-like tone, and turns around to face Jin.
“Pi has been limping recently.”
Jin smirks, looking terribly pleased with himself. “I wonder why.”
“You have been doing him, haven’t you?”
“What do you think?”
“Sex is always the answer.”
“Actually the answer is ‘yes’. Sex is always the question.”
The moment Jin starts talking Pi bursts through the door with a thriumphant expression, jabbing his finger at Jin. “You said it!”
The older boy turns pale, mouth gaping as he stutters over his words for a few seconds before finally schreeching.
“It doesn’t count! You weren’t here when I said it, it doesn’t count!”
Ryo snickers. “Oh, he was. He came just a moment before you said it.”
“Thank you, Ryo-chan.”
Jin’s eyes open wide as he looks from Pi to Ryo and back at Pi, his brain slowly kicking into gear. He looks accusingly at the dark haired man, punching his shoulder rather harshly. “Ryo! You’re my friend too, asshole!”
“You should know by now I like Pi better.”
Jin is about to scream something else when Pi grabs his hand, pulling him up and dragging him toward the door, not heeding neither his lover’s protests nor his bandmates’ bewilderement.
“Come on, Jin. It’s been a fair win, now stick to the rule. I believe you saw a cross on the kitchen table this morning, didn’t you...”
- - -
“What happened, man? Doesn’t Pi care for his baby?”
Jin glares at Koki has he limps into the dressing room, ushering Nakamaru out of the couch in favour of occuping it himself. He hugs a pillow, pouting like there is no tomorrow and burying his face on it with an annoyed grunt when Pi happily walks through the door. Koki greets him from where he is, while Pi plops down on a chair near Kame. Jin sets for ignoring them as they laugh.
Koki leans in over the armrest and pokes Jin’s shoulder lightly. Jin groans and tries to swat him away, but Koki insists. “I think you should tune in with their chat, Jin.”
“What for? To hear how they mock me?”
“Your choice man, but I think I heard a little word... You know, that one you never think about...”
Jin jumps on the couch suddenly, stairing at Pi and Kame with wide eyes. “Pi! Why are you talking about sex with Kame?!”
Kame blinks, looking at him as if he has grown another head. “We were talking about his solo concert, Jin.”
“But now that you mention the word...”
Jin stares at Pi’s smirk for a moment, trying to understand what has just happened. Koki just told him they were talking about... Jin whips around with a glare, only to find Koki trying to suppress his laughter in vain. The rapper bursts out laughing loudly as Jin gets up with a hurt pout and screams.
“I hate you all!! I’m going home, assholes!”
Pi laughs it off as Jin storms out of the room, stomping loudly and surely scaring a few juniors in his way.
“Wait till he sees the cross on his car.”
Pairing: Pin
Disclaimer: They're not mine. Sad but true.
Rating: PG-13 for the implications.
A/N: B'day fic for the always lovely eiko_no_uta because she is special and gets two. Two fail fics = a slightly less crappier present? Based on a song of the same title by Nickelback. Lyrics here and song here.
Pi thinks it was a stupid rule. He is not quite sure about who came up with it anymore, nor abour how or when did they even decided to set it, though he is quite sure they must have been drunken when they did, because there is no way he could have thought something that stupid could be a good idea - Jin could, Jin would have been more than happy to agree even sober, but him?
Jin is, actually, quite proud of it. He wrote it with bright red letters on a paper in three languages, plasted it and stuck in on the fridge and the bedroom’s wall. Pi is pretty sure that is the only rule that Jin obeys on regular basics, at least of the ones Pi had tried to stablish at home. He would rather have Jin do the dishes, in fact.
Jin crouchs down in front of the TV table, grabbing a stack of films and quickly going through the covers. Pi leans forward on the couch were he is, groaning as he saw the type of films Jin was looking at. Having put one on the DVD player, Jin plops down on the couch, grinning as he pushes the play button on the remote control. Pi glares at him.
“Porn again, Jin?”
“You said film, not what kind of film. And the other day Kame said this one was pretty good. Though his tastes aren’t all that fiable since he started screwing Fuyigawa-kun. He should leave the juniors alone and go to find himself some good piece of ass-”
“God, Jin, seriously! Do you ever think about anything else?!”
“Anything else from what? I’m only looking after my friend’s wellbeing...”
“As if. We both know you’re only thinking about sex.”
Pi realizes a little to late what he has said - their taboo word. He turns around to look at Jin with a dreadful expression, and a moment later he has a lapful of his best friend, grinning thriunfally at him while he grinds their hips together.
“Tsk, always thinking about the same, Pi~ You have such a dirty mind!”
“Oh, shut up you fucker.”
“And I’ll be fucking you as the fucker I am, dear. On the counter, mind you.”
Oh well, that would explain the big white cross Pi has found there earlier.
- - -
Somehow Jin has taken upon the habit of drawing white crosses wherever he wanted to do Pi. Soon there were crosses on the bed, the couch, the counter, the dinner table, the carpet, the shower and the coffe table., and they were growing. Whenever a new place picked Jin’s fancy he would draw a cross, and some places really bewildered Pi.
Jin is sitting with Ryo on News’ dressing room, entertaining theirselves on throwing chips at Kato. Ryo tasks his tongue with Koyama tells them to stop in a mother-like tone, and turns around to face Jin.
“Pi has been limping recently.”
Jin smirks, looking terribly pleased with himself. “I wonder why.”
“You have been doing him, haven’t you?”
“What do you think?”
“Sex is always the answer.”
“Actually the answer is ‘yes’. Sex is always the question.”
The moment Jin starts talking Pi bursts through the door with a thriumphant expression, jabbing his finger at Jin. “You said it!”
The older boy turns pale, mouth gaping as he stutters over his words for a few seconds before finally schreeching.
“It doesn’t count! You weren’t here when I said it, it doesn’t count!”
Ryo snickers. “Oh, he was. He came just a moment before you said it.”
“Thank you, Ryo-chan.”
Jin’s eyes open wide as he looks from Pi to Ryo and back at Pi, his brain slowly kicking into gear. He looks accusingly at the dark haired man, punching his shoulder rather harshly. “Ryo! You’re my friend too, asshole!”
“You should know by now I like Pi better.”
Jin is about to scream something else when Pi grabs his hand, pulling him up and dragging him toward the door, not heeding neither his lover’s protests nor his bandmates’ bewilderement.
“Come on, Jin. It’s been a fair win, now stick to the rule. I believe you saw a cross on the kitchen table this morning, didn’t you...”
- - -
“What happened, man? Doesn’t Pi care for his baby?”
Jin glares at Koki has he limps into the dressing room, ushering Nakamaru out of the couch in favour of occuping it himself. He hugs a pillow, pouting like there is no tomorrow and burying his face on it with an annoyed grunt when Pi happily walks through the door. Koki greets him from where he is, while Pi plops down on a chair near Kame. Jin sets for ignoring them as they laugh.
Koki leans in over the armrest and pokes Jin’s shoulder lightly. Jin groans and tries to swat him away, but Koki insists. “I think you should tune in with their chat, Jin.”
“What for? To hear how they mock me?”
“Your choice man, but I think I heard a little word... You know, that one you never think about...”
Jin jumps on the couch suddenly, stairing at Pi and Kame with wide eyes. “Pi! Why are you talking about sex with Kame?!”
Kame blinks, looking at him as if he has grown another head. “We were talking about his solo concert, Jin.”
“But now that you mention the word...”
Jin stares at Pi’s smirk for a moment, trying to understand what has just happened. Koki just told him they were talking about... Jin whips around with a glare, only to find Koki trying to suppress his laughter in vain. The rapper bursts out laughing loudly as Jin gets up with a hurt pout and screams.
“I hate you all!! I’m going home, assholes!”
Pi laughs it off as Jin storms out of the room, stomping loudly and surely scaring a few juniors in his way.
“Wait till he sees the cross on his car.”