My LIFE! *facepalm*

[onionsarelife]

So, yeah the keys never showed up. Which is weird because they have to be SOMEWHERE because I haven't gone anywhere in days and there has been no one at our house to steal them.

So, I've decided they must have been turned into those shrinking keys from Harry Potter.

In any case, I have to call AAA this morning since I don't have enough car

Comments

[teahweah]

OI LANA! I am ahead of your book list! I've read 28 books now. Wheee! Such a dream come true. =D

For some reason I think someone stole your keys.

[onionsarelife]

psh it's not a competition! :P and I've been sorta slacking this summer--I'm sure I'll more than make up for it before the year is out! haha

I would totally think someone stole my keys as well if there was anyone to steal them! I mean, the only options are my parents and...the dog? hahaha

[yoursetcetera]

oooh, Havemercy! How is it? I've been meaning to read it, but I haven't been able to make it to a bookstore since it came out.

[onionsarelife]

It was really good! You should totally read it. I found it hard to get into at the beginning though but it's wonderful!

[alohachary1851]

King Lear was awesome at the Globe. Like, it blew my mind.

Also...Twilight... really??! I weep for you

I hope you find those pesky car keys. I keep mine attached to a sonic screwdriver. True story.

[onionsarelife]

I would like to see King Lear performed. I've only read it (several times haha) and I don't see how someone could pull it off well because of how complex it is. Therefore I need to be proved wrong.

Aaand don't get on my back for Twilight! :P There is definitely more than just Twilight on that list for me to be ashamed of but SOMETIMES I just need to eat the entire bag of cookies, okay? Personally, I don't think there's anything wrong with reading something entirely for entertainment's sake. I generally just read whatever I can get my hands on, honestly haha.

ooh, I need a sonic screwdriver! I have NO Doctor who merch and it is a crying shame. Not that I need to be spending money right now.

[alohachary1851]

The actor playing Lear was perfect. It's also been played by Ian McKellen when he had a stint in the Royal Shakespeare Company. ALSO epic.

LOL about Twilight. I read an icon somewhere that said "JK Rowling showed that a young authors book could be over 500 pages. Stephanie Meyer showed that some shouldn't." I tried reading it (online, mind you, I wasn't paying for it) and I got up to the part where she me the ~*~sparkly vampires~*~ and then wondered why it took me so long to restrain the urge to bash my head through a wall... I'm just jealous because she's published, maybe. But I can write better than her and I don't blatantly abuse first person.

Doctor Who merchandise kind of makes my life! Get your hands on some, stat!

[onionsarelife]

Ooooh I would kill babies to see Ian McKellen play Lear. Well, not really but you get what I mean haha.

LOL, I totally can understand the jealousy thing as I am also a writer but I think we should instead see this as a beacon of hope. If everyone's getting their panties in a twist about her shit, they're going think out shit is OUT OF THIS WORLD. I honestly half read that series for the lulz. I've also been known to read those trashy romance novels you can buy for a quarter because seriously? that is some funny shit.

Speaking of doctor who merch and badly written novels read for kicks, I realize that I lied about the doctor who merch. After I discovered I had been getting ripped off by audible.com for the past six months(no one told ME that I had to be a member to buy something), I used all of my credits to buy some of the dw audiobooks read by David Tennant. Tennant is the only redeeming factor but I am certainly enjoying them haha.

Look, matching icons! <33