Working at Life Alive is like working with an hyperactive 12 year old Alzheimer's patient.

I want a weekend to disappear.

So many birthdays coming up. Whatthefucklibras?

later

Cool shit done in an abandoned warehouse.
The video loops once fyi.

Today I learned how to turn milk into sugar. I need to try this soon. All we need is baking soda, citric concentrate, honey, and milk ( Read more... )

Lately I've been loosing my patience with people. Too much talking, too much idle chatter. It really makes me want to break some teeth. I don't know. I'm frustrated and I don't know why. I wish I was this frustrated more often. All I want to do is focus my complete attention to something that I have full control over. Draw, make music, play video ( Read more... )

Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink. I never thought Wal-Mart could reach new lows, but not even 10 minutes later, I came across Hulk Hogan's own energy drink. and the WWE's energy drink. and America's energy drink(this one had the pledge of allegiance on the side). Seagal's drink is gross to say the least ( Read more... )

Surface tension was pushed to the limit. Creme met brulee and covered the entire thing in melted sugar. Heads met necks and were bolted tight. I got the interview.

It's already been broughten!

I hope to get a job as a teaching assistant in Lowell. I ended up staying up most of the night to write two short essays and a cover letter. I hate writing cause I turn into a tard. incoherent thoughts. bad grammar. thank god this is typed or else no one would know what the fuck this is. i really hope I get the job cause Ben's mom won't let me move ( Read more... )

Life is all about unexpected changes. Perception is the art of taking all changes and making them benefit you. blah blah blah. All change is an opportunity to make yourself stronger. blah blah bahl. The strength earned from this will inevitably force me to work at a higher level. Nothing worth having comes easily. blah blah blah. More proverb ( Read more... )

"Journey to Ixtlan" read it. I wonder about people's thoughts on enlightening the spirit. I wanna tap into the energy surrounding our every move and manipulate it. Reading this book has made me want to be a shamanic warrior. It's obscene how don Juan tools on the author ( Read more... )

Lately I haven't been able to sleep until the sun comes up. Then I just end up sleeping the day away. Nyquil doesn't work. Smoking doesn't work. I gotta sort this shit out ( Read more... )