[Accidental Audio, during school hours]
The story that I’m about to tell you isn’t a pretty one. I heard it from the leader of the red Satan gang and he swears it’s true. The gang had heard an ugly rumor about a low class dim sum joint downtown. According to the rumor, the shumai in this place is made out of human flesh.
Everyone knows that the Red Satans are tough and mean and not afraid of anything but they were weirded out and stayed clear the place except for this one dude who said the rumor was BULLSHIT and he was gonna prove it.
So he goes there and buy a box of shumai and starts walking home when all sudden he gets this weird feeling, this strange chill like somebody’s rubbing an ice cube up and down the spine, but he was alone, just him and the box, That’s where he decided to open it. As he looked inside, he noticed that one piece shumai was gone as like something had eaten it. The guy said to himself
“hey, what am I worrying about? They probably just forgot to put one of them in, that’s all!”
So then he closes the lid of the box and keeps walking but he can’t stop thinking about the one that’s gone. And then, he feels the chills up and down the spine again, so he slowly opens the box, and two more pieces were missing. So now this dude was really freaked out and runs home as fast as he can.
Then, with his hand trembling, he opens the box and looks inside, and he see, two more pieces had mysteriously disappeared, terrified, he screams like a pansy. He felt the chills, freezing him like an icicle through his heart. He slams the lid down, shaking like a leaf, he can barely stand yet he feels compel to open the box one last time.
THE BOX IS EMPTY!!!
“What if the rumors are true and they’ve been eaten by some evil demon that loves human flesh!!! Now that the shumai were gone, will it come after me!!! Am I about to be eaten alive??? OH NOOO!!!!”
and then he looked down and saw that in fact they weren’t missing at all. Every one of them was there; they were stuck inside the lid of the box…
*The Class explodes in laughter and a few hecklers protest the lame ending to the story*
Everyone knows that the Red Satans are tough and mean and not afraid of anything but they were weirded out and stayed clear the place except for this one dude who said the rumor was BULLSHIT and he was gonna prove it.
So he goes there and buy a box of shumai and starts walking home when all sudden he gets this weird feeling, this strange chill like somebody’s rubbing an ice cube up and down the spine, but he was alone, just him and the box, That’s where he decided to open it. As he looked inside, he noticed that one piece shumai was gone as like something had eaten it. The guy said to himself
“hey, what am I worrying about? They probably just forgot to put one of them in, that’s all!”
So then he closes the lid of the box and keeps walking but he can’t stop thinking about the one that’s gone. And then, he feels the chills up and down the spine again, so he slowly opens the box, and two more pieces were missing. So now this dude was really freaked out and runs home as fast as he can.
Then, with his hand trembling, he opens the box and looks inside, and he see, two more pieces had mysteriously disappeared, terrified, he screams like a pansy. He felt the chills, freezing him like an icicle through his heart. He slams the lid down, shaking like a leaf, he can barely stand yet he feels compel to open the box one last time.
THE BOX IS EMPTY!!!
“What if the rumors are true and they’ve been eaten by some evil demon that loves human flesh!!! Now that the shumai were gone, will it come after me!!! Am I about to be eaten alive??? OH NOOO!!!!”
and then he looked down and saw that in fact they weren’t missing at all. Every one of them was there; they were stuck inside the lid of the box…
*The Class explodes in laughter and a few hecklers protest the lame ending to the story*