[Locked to Males][Audio]

[onisensei]

I-I'm freaking out here man! Totally losing it!

Oh for Yggdrasil's sake what's wrong now?

I'm getting married man...MARRIED! Like...FOREVER!

...you do realize this is the second time you've been about to get married right?

YEAH! And look what happened last time!

So what's the big deal. You'll never understand till you're right there man,

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THAT PREVIOUS POST WAS NOT THERE you saw nothing

[whoshotsherlock]

[even locked to the men, Haku can hear Oni freaking out over her brother's comm. She's giggling in the background.]

I know it's amusing, sis, but I think your husband to be needs a little guy peptalk.

O-okay, okay... I'm going...

So. You still breathing over there, Oni?

Suuuuuuuuuuuure~

[onisensei]

*Raspy squeaky noise, sound of another beer being cracked*

*Jedi hand wave*

[whoshotsherlock]

Dude, don't make me jump out of work just to make sure you don't die before Friday.

*Takes pants off*

[onisensei]

*Cough cough slurp hiccup burp* I'll be OK...maybe...GOOD GOD MAN DO YOU REALIZE HOW SOON FRIDAY IS!?!?

[writeshersnacks]

I've seen people react the same way you are when they're about to get married, and I kind of have to wonder .... why?

Congratulations on your impending marriage, by the way.

[onisensei]

Making a huge life change is nothing to sneeze at!!!

What huge life change? You already live together. She's already using your name on things.

It's A big deal! It's the biggest deal!!!

[writeshersnacks]

If you're going to get cold feet about it, though, why even propose to begin with?

I mean no offense by it, I'm just kind of confused.

[onisensei]

BECAUSE I LOVE HER YOU BASTARD!!!

Love is pretty scary really.

[punkass_drgnrdr]

Don't drink too much in the lead-up. You don't want to be drunk for it; think you might leave Haku unsatisfied that way.

[onisensei]

*Hic* No YOUR unsatisfied that way!

...what?

[punkass_drgnrdr]

I'm seeing some emergency sobering up before Friday.

[kenkabanchou]

Oh, don't be a friggin' wuss.

[onisensei]

Shut up! This is serious shit man! I love her too much to NOT freak out about what's about to go down!

[kenkabanchou]

[onisensei]

I love her and that is EXACTLY the problem!

[batmanmecha]

So uh... wedding is that soon, yeah?

[this is awkward...]

[onisensei]

Yeah totally that soon. [Scream beer crack drink]

[batmanmecha]

... dude you are freaking out. What the hell, I thought you WANTED to get married?

[onisensei]

I do! Why is it no understands the freaking problem?!

Because there isn't one?

Shaddap!