Quibbler # 4
It's been a while since we've had a good, solid conspiracy post, but I've finally chanced upon one.
Without further ado...
Though magic carpets have been banned in the UK for decades, elsewhere they are enjoyed with regularity. Magic carpets are regarded as a safe and happy way to take the whole family for a ride. No one ever questions that magic carpets are merely beautiful, tame, wholesome objects.
BUT ARE THEY???
"I was just going on a ride on my home-made carpet on a perfectly ordinary day," says Ms. Samuell Jacksonton of Milwaukee, "when suddenly, I discovered snakes. Snakes! On a magic carpet!"
The snakes had not been on the the carpet when Ms. Jacksonton took off that morning, nor had they been there throughout the rest of the ride. "They just appeared. Someone put them there, I'm sure of it."
Who, though, would want to put evil snakes on the innocent Samuell Jacksonton's magic carpet? This reporter only hopes that we find out soon and that the evil culprit is apprehended.
That's all for now!
Without further ado...
Though magic carpets have been banned in the UK for decades, elsewhere they are enjoyed with regularity. Magic carpets are regarded as a safe and happy way to take the whole family for a ride. No one ever questions that magic carpets are merely beautiful, tame, wholesome objects.
BUT ARE THEY???
"I was just going on a ride on my home-made carpet on a perfectly ordinary day," says Ms. Samuell Jacksonton of Milwaukee, "when suddenly, I discovered snakes. Snakes! On a magic carpet!"
The snakes had not been on the the carpet when Ms. Jacksonton took off that morning, nor had they been there throughout the rest of the ride. "They just appeared. Someone put them there, I'm sure of it."
Who, though, would want to put evil snakes on the innocent Samuell Jacksonton's magic carpet? This reporter only hopes that we find out soon and that the evil culprit is apprehended.
That's all for now!