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Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.

Wait, are you actually challenging me to singing?
Shut up, it's the virus.

No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

How do you get that high?
I can mimic a girl.

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.

Fifty cents?
Forty cents!
Thirty cents?
Twenty cents!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)

I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!

I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought--
you crook!

Hey! That wasn't me! Don't mimic me!
Tell that to the people who are probably hearing this.

Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Where do you hold all that air?
Cardio does wonders.

Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster)
No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can.
(Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)

I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie?
No.
Neither can I.

Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
*At the same time.*
Yes, I can! No, you can't!

((OOC: Bold is Kaito with permission. Underline is Kaito mimicking Conan. And yes, Conan still sucks at singing.))