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[only_eponine]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
The first says, "Oh my God, I think Ive lost an electron!
The second says, "Really? Are you sure?"
The first one says, "Yes! I'm positive!"

Comments

[pschley]

A joke from the John Maclay realm...

DeCartes walked into a restaurant. The waiter asked him if he wanted to sample the wine. He said, "I think not," and then he disappeared.

-p.

[johnnydanger]

I love that one

[duffers1115888]

ahahahahaha i shouldn't find that funny since i've been doing ap chemistry since like seven am this morning but i'm like hopped up on pretzels or something

[annabelle55]

dangerous drug, those pretzles

[superpancake12]

I'm totally telling that joke at parties.

[ubergirl257]

HOLY FLIPPIN CRAP!!

That's hilarious. I am laughing like a smoker (i.e., trying to be quiet, so my laugh sounds incredibly hoarse and creepy).

[razzledazzler99]

Hahahahhaah...Leah you totally kold Kduff and me that joke, that time when we were at the beach. But I laughed all over again.