025: [Text] He's making his list...

[only_fell]

Naughty or nice? You decide:

I was a companion whore for six years

I slapped Mal many times and enjoyed itI teased Jayne to the point I thought he was going to have a heart attack once

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[only_fell]

It was my profession in my world. A bit like a therapist.

I'd call him both

[only_fell]

Like any job there were parts of it I enjoyed immensely.

Honestly, most of the time, Mal was both at the same time. There was rarely a moment we weren't fighting and at the same time, he would have done anything necessary to keep me safe.

[nogoodpeople]

There's nothing wrong in lying to save a friend.

[only_fell]

I hope you're right. I feel that letting harm come to him would have been the greater sin of the two.

I'll add a nice check mark to that one.

[nogoodpeople]

It's what I would have done to save my people. If it's wrong to do so, we can be wrong together.

[only_fell]

At least I'll be in good company.

How are you Tseng?

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[notverypriestly]

...those all sound like AWESOME things to me

santa needs to fucking update his shit to have an awesome list and a lame-ass list

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[only_fell]

I have to admit, most of them were quite fun.

Yes he does.

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[notverypriestly]

you so naughty, jeez

we should tell that fucker what's up

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[only_fell]

Not really. Surprisingly conservative I think...

We'll write a letter?

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[treadingdawn]

A garbage bin?

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[only_fell]

We were stealing the priceless ray gun. Garbage is automated in my world. Mal's wife is a backstabbing, traitorous con artist and he knew it. The plan was to put the gun down the garbage bin. The garbage would get picked up, shipped out and we would pick it up. She tried to get there ahead of us but she didn't know I was in on the plan. I got there before her, retrieved the gun and locked her in the dumpster while she was looking for the gun. She was only there a few hours.

It was a great deal of fun regardless.