Dorm Life: Refrigeration

[only_spiders]

Our dorm room's fridge is so weird. For kicks and giggles, it froze all my vegetables. Have you any idea how strange it is to cut up an onionscicle for stir-fry? No, I bet you don't. So we turned the temperature up slightly to save our produce. Now, just to give us all the finger for trying to stop it, it has frozen my refried beans. Solid.

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[ankeelv2]

This is why you never, never, never challenge a refrigerator. Or any other kitchen appliance.

Ever.

[only_spiders]

*bemused* Apparently so. Do you think it would help if I threatened to unplug it? Or would that just make it mad? After all, I'm the one with something to lose here (my beloved produce). I have to even the stakes somehow. What's important to a refrigerator?

Deep question of the day: How do you blackmail your fridge? *ponders*

[ankeelv2]

Trick question. You can't. It holds all the power, see. I mean, what, you'll unplug it? Big deal. It can be replugged.

[ibroketuesday]

IT'S THE RISE OF SKYNET!!!!!!!!

[only_spiders]

O NOEZ! WE MUST STOP IT, OR NO FRESH PRODUCE WILL SURVIVE! WHAT WILL OUR FUTURE KIDS DO? COME, WE MUST ALL BAND TOGETHER! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

Also: holycrapyouriconfrightensmyfuturechildren. andme.

[ibroketuesday]

:D I love that icon.

[only_spiders]

You love... love. *pause* *shifty eyes* ...Love in what sense?

Because that could explain some things.

[ruriruri]

Oh, wow, that's kind of hilarious. "When Appliances Attack!"

[only_spiders]

It froze my lettuce too! The whole head, right through. Ice. We just kept peeling and peeling off layers, hoping we'd find something that wasn't frozen. Nope. XD