You Might Be A College Student If...
You Might Be A College Student If...
If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
If you have ever written a check for 45 cents. (Well, I tried using my credit card for a few cents for my phone bill but I need a minimum of a dollar to actually go through.)
If you have a fine collection of domestic beer liquor bottles.
If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II).
If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light.
If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.
If your bed time is no longer 10:00 PM, but 3:00 AM.
If you consider pizza one of the four major food groups.
If you consider the other three to be beer, McDonalds, and candy.
If you've ever missed a class to watch Ricki Lake.
If you've ever sent e-mail to the people you live with. (That and IMing them.)
If you refer to your meal card as "plastic".
If you've ever spent a good hour searching for your student I.D. just so you could get that one dollar off at the movies. (And one time, I ran back to my dorm so that I could get on the bus for free. I saved all of like 50 cents.)
If you've ever stayed up all night just so you wouldn't sleep through your morning class.
(Courtesy of Linda.)
If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
If you have ever written a check for 45 cents. (Well, I tried using my credit card for a few cents for my phone bill but I need a minimum of a dollar to actually go through.)
If you have a fine collection of domestic beer liquor bottles.
If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II).
If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light.
If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.
If your bed time is no longer 10:00 PM, but 3:00 AM.
If you consider pizza one of the four major food groups.
If you consider the other three to be beer, McDonalds, and candy.
If you've ever missed a class to watch Ricki Lake.
If you've ever sent e-mail to the people you live with. (That and IMing them.)
If you refer to your meal card as "plastic".
If you've ever spent a good hour searching for your student I.D. just so you could get that one dollar off at the movies. (And one time, I ran back to my dorm so that I could get on the bus for free. I saved all of like 50 cents.)
If you've ever stayed up all night just so you wouldn't sleep through your morning class.
(Courtesy of Linda.)