{PRIVATE TO TIFFANY AND SOPHIE}

[onlyacasson]

What is wrong with this England friend of yours? He threatened me; told me he'd kill me where I stood if I ever spoke to either of you again.

He wasn't always like this, was he?

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[eldest_hatter]

[And there's a heavy sigh from the other end of the line.]

He's...overprotective. Might I ask what exactly was the conversation that brought him to say something like that?

[onlyacasson]

It was completely out of the blue! I hadn't even spoken to him before.

[eldest_hatter]

Did you say anything about either of us?

[onlyacasson]

I said that you were probably my closest friends here.

[the_wee_big_hag]

[You hear that? That's the sound of Tiffany sighing and pinching her forehead]

...I'm sorry for that. England tends to be overprotective to the point of scaring people.

I think the stress of being here so long and...well what's going on between America and Russia...is getting to him.

[onlyacasson]

Right, he did accuse me of being a Russian spy.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Yes. He's even more paranoid of that man or, lardy bastard as he calls him.

Whatever's going on? The cold war or whatever it was called in your history. It's going on here and I think it's driving the countries crazy.

[onlyacasson]

... This is bad.