thirteen; 4th wall? What's that?

[onlyapparate]

Well now, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to all our guests

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[notagenie]

What's a Hufflepuff?

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[onlyapparate]

Miharu!

[onlyapparate]

Wait. Don't you know? Your mother was a Hufflepuff, wasn't she? At least that's what Grandpa said...

[numbersnfigures]

May whatever deity you to adhere to help you if you get some of the people I've had to deal with. A very interesting journal entry is headed your way quite soon.

[onlyapparate]

Pardon? What do you mean?

[numbersnfigures]

I've had girls show up and tell me I'm... good looking, and then one showed me a disturbing... writing about my team leader back at the BAU and I...

I have a migraine. But I've also dealt with much worse.

[onlyapparate]

That sounds... disturbing.

How do you manage to attract that sort of attention?

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[needmoarlove]

I can't come to Sensei's office. He might do bad things to me.

[onlyapparate]

Wh-what!? N-no, I'd never do that! Miharu, what are you talking about!??

[horrible_ness]

Defense Against the Dark Arts? Hmmm...interesting. So are regular people are starting to take up arms against super villans?
This could be problematic....

[onlyapparate]

Well, the curriculum includes everything from hexes and counter-curses to werewolves and vampires, but... Super villains? I'm not sure I understand...

[toothballs]

Soooo... how many dark arts are there around here if you need a whole class for 'em?

[onlyapparate]

Oh, dozens! Some say hundreds. Unfortunately, the Dark Arts are one of the fastest growing forms of magic nowadays. The fact that the Ministry can barely regulate its practitioners makes them an even greater threat! That's why it's important to take my class.

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[toothballs]

Whaaa--?

[toothballs]

Maybe I shouldn't go here! Hide under some muggles, yeah!