✖ one.

[onlybrother]

[ phone broadcast ][ there is a VERY DISPLEASED little miss belarus on the other end of the phone today, and it doesn't sound like she's going to let up anytime soon. ]

There has been a mistake.

[ is there even anything else to add? not really. she doesn't want to be here, and she definitely isn't married to greece. ]I require directions out

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phone

[crescented]

[recognizing her voice but GONNA TROLLLLLLLLLLLLL A BIT]

Hey, me too!

phone

[onlybrother]

[ hm. ]

Are directions to the exit not common knowledge to the people who reside in this place?

[crescented]

Nah.

[onlybrother]

No?

[ this creates an even bigger problem. ]

I find it difficult to believe absolutely no one besides myself has no desire to leave this place. [ pause. where is this place, anyway? ]

[hideandhero]

Depends on what planet you plan on going to.

[onlybrother]

Earth.

[hideandhero]

You're already on Terra so maybe your problem is solved.

[onlybrother]

It is not.

phone

[letunityblossom]

Miss Belarus!

phone

[onlybrother]

[ oh no,

SILENCE......... sans heavy breathing. ]

[letunityblossom]

[Obviously she is just surprised that is a perfectly normal reaction in this situation he will continue.]

This is Mayfield, and we're all trapped here. Are you alright? You're not injured, are you?

[You never know what might happen okay.]

[onlybrother]

I am not hurt.

[ maybe she can just... put the phone down... and walk away--WILL HE LEAVE?? ]

Phone

[willbeurweapon]

A-Ah...there isn't a way home. I'm sorry.

[onlybrother]

[ without even skipping a beat: ] Impossible.

[willbeurweapon]

Actually it's not. If you go to the edge of town, I think it just wraps around. That's what I'm told. And the highway doesn't go anywhere really. But um...

It's alright, maybe you have friends here?

[onlybrother]

[ well... belarus would need friends for that to be possible. ]

I have seen people here that I have met before, yes.

[onlybrother]

I refuse.

[ NOPE! she wants her directions, boy. ]

[onlybrother]

Discarding the phone before receiving any information is an unwise decision.