Conversation I had three minutes ago...

[onlyforward]

Me: Why does it smell like shit in here?
*checks shoes*
Mike: Pssst...
*points between his legs*
Me: Man, that smells like dog poo...
Mike: You're right...it does smell like dog shit.
Me: What did you have for lunch? Kibbles and Bits?

Comments

[armygrrl]

obviously mike doesn't know how to wipe!

[armygrrl]

or he just got some butt love at lunch!

[karen_walker]

this is something i've encountered recently with a guy i know. how does a guy smell like shit? is it from not wiping his ass or what?

[onlyforward]

I really wish I knew. But it was foul.