You know, it's really a bitch when your metabolism catches up to your age ( Read more... )

Our office "Holiday Banquet" is in a little under two hours. I can't even imagine what it will consist of, but I'm scared nonetheless ( Read more... )

Just realized that today is the 2nd anniversary of my cat Zelda's passing ( Read more... )

Hmm...I'm gonna try something...

Jill opined about her paid account status coming to an end, and she was inundated with people paying for her account...

...so in an uncharacteristic move, I'm whoring myself out.

Help a brutha out?

Linkin Park.

Jay Z.

Two great tastes that taste great together.

What the hell are you waiting for?

Oh what a cruel mistress is fate, to leave me here at school on Thursday night, whilst Seth and Ryan prance about in the Orange County...as Joey makes a general mockery of his legacy...as Will and Grace fag and hag it up (respectively)...and as life as we know it--well deals with problems nowhere as similar or entertaining as my own ( Read more... )

To be slightly obnoxious, I started playing Christmas music through my LaunchCast at work.

Immediately, the groans began.

That was followed by threats to my life, including various methods of extinction by random office equipment. Some quite clever.

Suddenly, Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song began and I had a crowd of 9 people at my desk trying ( Read more... )

So Mike and I go to lunch today at the English pub down the street, Rascals ( Read more... )

As the hands of the clock, and sands in the hourglass tick and drain respectively, I have no choice but to come to terms with the sad fact that my time on this abused little planet is finite ( Read more... )

I see all these wishlists on my friends list...it's the new Meme apparently.

I'm having the reverse problem. I don't know what I want for Christmas.

So I'm enlisting the help of you fine folks.

Tell me three things I should ask for for Christmas based on what you know of me....and if you want, post this in your journal so others can do ( Read more... )