Now, I'm not the most religious individual (no big surprise there!) and I believe there's a lot of bullshit in the Bible, because it was translated by men that had somewhat of a stake in keeping people under their control.

...but sometimes, things are so blatantly spelled out that one should exercise just a little bit of caution:

"And he shall ( Read more... )

Bottles, cans, tubs, gigantic canisters imprisoning these poor water molecules, deciding their fate, choosing their destiny and forcing the indignity of being swallowed by pompous jackasses that will pay up to a dollar a liter for something that you can find--in slightly murkier form (with added nutrients and, perhaps, just a hint of antifreeze ( Read more... )

Saturday night, we went to a crab feed at a local church with Pappy and some of his friends.  It will be my last, I'm sure ( Read more... )

The other day, it occurred to me that I'm going to be 30 in less than 6 months.

This simply can not be true.

Umm...I need to figure out how to get on the new Saturday Night Live reality show to win a spot as a featured cast member for next season.  It's supposed to be a cross between The Apprentice and Last Comic Standing.  I'm sorry, but I'd fucking kick ass on Saturday Night Live...I'd be the next Tim Meadows.  But white.  And not in as many skits. And ( Read more... )

Well.  That--as they say--is that.

Four. More. Years.

At least he actually 'won' an election this time*...there's the bright side.

Umm...and The Daily Show promises to be entertaining through 2008.   Other than that...eh, what can you do?

Cheney wouldn't dare run in 2008, would he?

*Barf*

*I can't take credit for this, since Rev. Al ( Read more... )

I know it's been easy to get caught up in the elections and all that is going on in the world today, not to mention the personal drama that unfolds in our daily lives...

...but I haven't seen anyone comment on the BIGGEST story of the second half of this year.

The new season of The OC starts on Thursday!!!Pull your heads out of your asses, ( Read more... )

...that by the end of this calendar year, I am going to buy a motorcycle.

That is all.

I'm sure I'm not the only one lately having a really hard time keeping their faith in this country. It's not just the current complete joke of an administration, it's a lot of my fellow American's too ( Read more... )

Hani: I don't see much of you anymore, my friend ( Read more... )