2nd Song

[onlylipstouch]

Hello fell boat-goers! I'm terribly sorry about what's going on right now. Big, scary dogs and naughty little girls? That's .. Just not right!

I propose we search for the Prince's of our dear boat, and have them fend off the evil in our stead!

[So here's Giselle, not really having quite grasped much of anything. And attempting to fix stuff. Go her.]

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Comments

[ntjstapwn]

... *sigh* normal people can help with things like that too.

[onlylipstouch]

Of course they can~ But I'm afraid most people don't brandish a sword as well as a Prince.

I'm sure they're very skilled at brandishing other things though!

[ntjstapwn]

You're either from a fairy tale or a mental ward.

[onlylipstouch]

Neither, technically. Although Fairytale might be a little closer.

I'm from Andalasia~

[thenotmagician]

Prince's, huh?

[onlylipstouch]

Oh yes. Prince Charming. They are very devoted and protective. Very strong! I've never met a prince who hasn't been able to rescue someone.

[thenotmagician]

Really now, eh?

Pretty sure there aren't any prince's around here. But you've got normal guys.

[onlylipstouch]

Normal men can have the heart of a prince, too. You don't need royal blood to be a prince charming~

[teethofneedles]

Damn. If I had a grave I'd be rollin' in it. I don't need a fucking prince to do my fighting for me.

[onlylipstouch]

Why would you want to roll in your grave? You'd be dead!

[teethofneedles]

Oh no! How horrible!

[onlylipstouch]

Unless you already are dead. Then I suppose it wouldn't be so bad. I wouldn't want to, but I'm not dead~

[ttlynotawizard]

Prince of the Elegante...I like that title.

[onlylipstouch]

Do you? It's a very fancy title, don't you think?

[ttlynotawizard]

I'll take it.

[Ignore the fact that it is completely for teh lulz. He's probably drunk, Giselle. Except replace 'probably' with 'definitely']

[skin_and_steel]

Why do you need a prince to do it? You're not helpless - you can stand on your own two feet and fend it off.

[onlylipstouch]

Of course I can, but Princes are very strong and brave~

[skin_and_steel]

Yeah, and trust me, it was the women I knew that seemed to be the scariest. Strong and brave doesn't mean so much if the so-called princess has good aim and a wrench in her hand.