Um... Ow.

[onlysanechimera]

Great. Of course someone would turn me into a woman now. Um... Does anyone have any advice for dealing with, uh, "that time of the month?"

And Lina? If you laugh, I swear I'm going to kill you, magic or no magic.

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[spaceflyboy]

ahaha.

[05for_justice]

Oh, you poor dear! Is it your first time? That's nothing to be upset or embarrassed about: it's a natural part of becoming a woman and you should be proud! My mother took me out for dinner for my first time, but I suppose without your mother here it could be a bit frightening.

I'm Miaka, and I'm happy to offer what advice I can if you like. The most important advice I have is that the myths aren't true. You can shower, and eat tomatoes, and you shouldn't have any worries about being attacked by owls.

What else would you like to know?

[onlysanechimera]

Well, it's my first time since that stupid fog turned me into a woman, yes. I'm normally male, and my mother... Never mind. How do you think a mother would react to finding out that her son's gender had been reversed.

Trust me, in my world, you figure out myths like that pretty quickly. One thing that isn't a myth is that you can't use magic, though.

I was kind of wondering if there was anything that could deal with the, ah, soreness.

[05for_justice]

Oh. I didn't know. I'm sorry.

I...um...like getting snuggly warm when I feel like that, and just relaxing. Getting all tense will just make it worse. And the painkiller idea is a good one, too!

Good luck!

Boy, I wish Nuriko was here...

[onlysanechimera]

Not your fault. Blame the stupid magic.

Just my luck my default "Econtra's ruining my life again" state is tense...

Thanks for the advice!

[xsniperkittyx]

I recommend chocolate. It's always made me feel better~.

[onlysanechimera]

I never managed to get a taste for chocolate, oddly enough. Most other stuff, yes, but not chocolate.

[xsniperkittyx]

How can someone not like chocolate? *headtilt* Oh well. Maybe get some painkillers from the Indigeo?

[onlysanechimera]

*shrug* I'm just odd, I guess. Not that I'd have much opportunity, anyway; I spent a lot of time wandering around, and even when there were other people around, dinner tended to end up as "whatever Lina and Gourry haven't eaten already".

That's a good idea about the painkillers, though.

[nofairtrial]

Are you kidding me? I swear, if that happens to me it will prove that is no god!

[onlysanechimera]

Well, whatever gods there are have already made it pretty clear that they hate me, even before this.

And what's worse? I can't use magic.