Naval Cruiser Iliria, Fandom Harbor, Harley's Hideout in the Fore, Sunday Evening

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[willbethenight]

"You're goddamn wrong about that," the Goddamn Batman said, appearing from the shadows and throwing a batarang at Harley's knife hand.

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[onlysmokesnics]

"Ow!" Harley said, as the batarang easily disarmed her. "Well this is an extra treat. Mistah J will be really glad if I get him you as a present!"

She put up her hands, even though one was smarting terribly, ready to fight this out.

"Come on, Bat-cakes!"

[willbethenight]

"Mistah J? The Joker?" Batman deduced. Because he was the Goddamn Batman. "You're a goddamn upgrade from the Nazi whore he hangs around in my universe."

He leaped up, let his cape billow dramatically, and came down with a kick aimed at Harley's goddamn clown whore face.

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Harley paused "Wait, he's got another girl--" Her comment got cut off by the kick that hit her right in the face, breaking her nose with a crack.

Harley flailed back, starting to cry. "Look what you did!" she said, her voice somewhat comically muffled as blood started to dribble down her face.