555-HAHA - Hayley Fitzpatrick's Voice Mail

[onlysmokesnics]

"Wait, this thing'll answer the phone when I'm not around? Jeepers, that's amazing!"

*BEEP*

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Package for Hayley

[anarchist_queen]

At some point, a package arrived for Hayley. It had no card, but was addressed from Bordertown. Two guesses as to who it was from. Inside was what looked like a small plastic globe, blue with white swirls.

The instructions included were simple: Hayley, this is an Impression Ball. You squeeze it lightly and it feeds music directly into you.
-Leda

If squeezed, the ball would glow slightly and Hayley would be able to hear a music mix of Elven, Human and Halfie Folk Rock from Bordertown. Given the mix of cultures from both sides of the border, it was an eclectic mix indeed.

[living_endless]

[From here.]

"Chill out, why would I be mad? But if you really feel like you have to make something up to me, you could wear that cute skirt again. It always makes me happy.

... why did you call me, anyhow? I see you all the time.

[onlysmokesnics]

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[glacial_witch]

[ From here]

This was a call guaranteed to freak someone out. Which was only fair, since Karla kinda was. "ARE YOU BLEEDING? ARE YOU OKAY? CALL THE CLINIC! RIGHT NOW."

[onlysmokesnics]

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[flowering_mind]

So, Ino didn't really have an excuse for calling people. But if the phones were screwy, then she was going to send calls out anyway. Just because it was amusing.

"Uh, I really don't think you've seen me naked? Unless you're talking about the towel incident in which case I'm totally reminding you that there was a towel okay? Geez. Get a life. Or let me see you naked. Fair's fair."

[onlysmokesnics]

[ Continued here]

[nevertobequeen]

[From here.]

"I've never assumed you only enjoy the company of women, even with the kissing. Are you having trouble with your memory? Perhaps some sleep would help?"

[onlysmokesnics]

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