Despite his ultra-suckiness, I probably have OCD and hate seeing spelling errors. It's Weber, guys, as in Weber (one B) sucks majorly ( Read more... )

So, my brand spanking new College Education elective class is cool. Well it should be. After all, it only has four students, and is taught by Mrs Hogan. This stuff really compells you to start thinking about your life, your career, your goals, where the hell you're gonna live, and how the hell it's gonna be paid for. Scary stuff, though exhilating ( Read more... )

Great. Now I'm gonna have to stock myself with extra pork rinds. Thanks a lot, George Bush and youre nuclear wars. Now I'm going to have to constantly listen to Moore rant about his new movie, poking fun at your sucky nuclear bombs, which, consequently, suck.

'Til We Meet Again.

That's More Like It.

'Til we meet again.

I, upon running out of anything meaningful to say, have decided to spit out more lists. Anyone who wants to murder me (or come for a good time) can reach me at my house. That last part was a joke. As you know, I'm an asexual amorphis blob that exists only to absorb the hate from everyone else. Talk about optimism. What's that? You want me to shut ( Read more... )

Intellects aside ( Read more... )

Just for laughs, I'd like to try something new. Instead of me throwing verbal missiles at all of you, and vice versa, let us play a game ( Read more... )

The other day, I was having a picnic in the woods, and a bear approached me ( Read more... )

Top 10 Things You Likely Don't Know About Me ( Read more... )

And in that dream, I met my wife . I say this, because I think that when I was looking at my mind's image of her, she was older. Though I can't recall whatever obscure physical manifestation she took, I recall one thing in particular. A feeling. It was...greater than anything I have ever felt (no, this was not a nighttime emission, zach). The ( Read more... )